Twilight - My Ending

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This is my version of Twilight’s ending. Sorry to whomever may get offended, but this is my opinion, so RESPECT. Disclaimer: I don’t own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer and Little, Brown does.

Twilight: My Ending

Charlie Swan was fiddling in his kitchen, trying to remember the recipe for that casserole Bella made. He gave up, so heated up some take-out meal he got a few hours ago.
Charlie sat on his couch and relaxed. He turned on the TV and watched some talk show. He took bites of his food. Then, the doorbell rang.

“Hello? Is this where Bella Swan lives?” a police officer said.
“Yes. Why? Is she in trouble?” Charlie asked.
“No. Are you her father?” the police officer said.
“Yes.”
“Sir, we have bad news for you. Your daughter was found dead in a meadow. It looked like some animal attacked her.”
“No! Not my Bella!”
“Sir, come with us, maybe we can try to figure this out.”
Charlie nodded and followed the police officer.

Edward Cullen walked to his door. He had never felt so satisfied in his life.
“Ahh,” he said and rubbed his stomach.
“Eddie, is that you?” Esme said as Edward entered the house.
“Yes mother,” Edward replied in happy tune.
“You seem happy,” Esme said.
“You know why mother…” he said, smiling a devilish grin. Emmett heard.
“Yeah! You finally got her!” Emmett said and high-fived Edward.
“Wasn’t that hard. Helps being gorgeous,” Edward replied.
“Who’s next?” Emmett asked as he licked his lips.
“I was thinking that Lauren girl. Annoying preppy bitch.”

Go anti-Twilight!

Well that’s my post for not being able to post for a while.

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School Started…

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Hello there. School has started, so don’t expect me to post a lot.

School ain’t too bad. Stricter rules this year, but I can get through ‘em. We’re going to read a book called The Five People You Meet in Heaven and I started reading it. I like it so far. It’s about a man named Edward and when he dies he meets five people in heaven that somehow changed the path of his life.

I’m disappointed. There is this song called “Open” by Demi Lovato. It’s no going to be in her album because Disney thinks it’s too “dark”. I like the song, it’s far from Disneyfied. She has an edgy punk to her music. I hope she leaves Disney, ’cause I think she could get further with her sound. Disney’s just going to filter it with their cheesy pop.

Well that’s it. I like cheese.

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Yipee-Dee-Doo-Dah…not

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School is tomorrow. I am nervous, I still have to finish my summer reading report for Holes.

Last year, I was so nervous for school, I couldn’t eat. Now I’m so hungry and sad that it’s not even funny. I’ve got a billion things to do before school. I have to wash my hair, clean my teeth (squeaky clean, it’s hard to do that with braces), and other stuff. At least I don’t have to worry about clothes, we wear uniforms.

Enough about that subject. Guess where I’m typing this post from? My brand new laptop! I got one, it’s 4G and was on sale. It is huge, but 4G is what I need. I write so much and draw so much. I don’t really care what my laptop looks like, it’s shiny anyway.

That’s it. I’m gonna go find someone to crush my legs so I don’t have to go to school. (Kidding!)

Later Days, Ellie

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In a week, my doom comes…

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Still no review. Poop.

School starts in a week, and I have just one more summer reading to finish. I’m not excited to go back to school. I’d rather eat a jar of toenails. But we gotta do what we gotta do.

I have all of my stuff, surprisingly there’s not a lot, considering I’m in the 8th grade. I’m re-using my old book bag because I really like it, and I’m not so hot with my new one. My mommy is squeezing in one more vacation (thank goodness!), which means I have to work in fast-motion to finish my report.

I’m still working on my story, which is really a miracle (because by now I’d be working on a new one). I’ll summarize it in one sentence, which is a skill I lack. Here we go: Mikey, an 11-year old boy, is taken into custody of his estranged sister after his negligent parents die in a freak accident. 

Cool! I actually did it. Well….that’s it for today. I’m pondering on how I could get more hits for my blog…..

Later, Ellie :) 

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Lazybutt is thy name….

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Yes, no review. Title says all.

But I just have to share with you what I think is the greatest book I’ve ever read. No, it’s not Hannah Montana crud. I had to read it for summer, and I saw the movie some years ago, and I absolutely LOVE it. Okay, I’ll tell you. Holes.

I love the book, it’s hilarious and serious without being overbearing. Unlike most books today, which the problem for children is serious grounding or maybe a big fight, Holes shows people who have the real problems. The characters are three-dimensional and pretty believable. The plot flows and is a real page-turner. The movie stays true to the book. And unlike most movies, where teens are played by 27-year olds, they are played by the right kids. The movie keeps you interested and most cliches are written out. Maybe it’s because the author wrote the screenplay. And for a Disney movie, it’s got a high rating. I can’t believe it’s not getting the praise the other Disney crud is getting. Like HSM and Camp Rock (yes, Camp Rock would be crud if Nick J wasn’t in it, out comes my fan-girlism) and let’s not forget Hannah Montana. Ugh. So, If you haven’t heard of it, rent it or borrow the book from the library.

Speaking of library, I’m getting better at my job. Shelving books really builds muscle. I’m serious.

Last random though: I’m wondering why I can’t ever finish a freakin’ story I write. I really wanna finish one, but my OSMD stops me. OSMD is my made-up disorder which is when your mind can’t stop making stories. I’m gonna finish this…I’m gonna finish this story. I might tell you about my story later, when I’m not sleepy or something.

Later, Ellie

Wow, I never noticed there’s a spell-checker on wordpress. Dumb me.

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